My husband has an accent but I like to say he talks funny.  It’s usually flirty banter between us because when I say, “You have a weird accent,” he replies with, “No, YOU have a weird accent,” and then I giggle. Because, damn, he’s kind of right.  Too bad I can’t help but mock him laugh when he says words like “perfect” and “girl.”

Truth be told, I forget The Scottish has an accent most of the time.  He’s the person I see most often in the world so it makes sense that certain things sort of blend away like that.  Many of my girlfriends have told me how dreamy it is (just kidding, none of my friends use the word dreamy but you get the idea) that my husband has an accent.  And it is dreamy, most of the time.

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But when he gets crabby with me, ESPECIALLY in public, he’s suddenly the most Scottish man alive and his voice is louder than a sports announcer’s.  I’m always like, why must you shout only when there are strangers around to hear us, but when at a party with friends and family, you have to repeat yourself 10 times because you refuse to raise your voice above a level two.  Honestly.

I know I talk about my hubby’s Scottish heritage a lot but it’s a huge part of my life.  It affects everything in our relationship, from our communication skills, to our expectations of each other, to our thoughts on child-rearing, to our day-to-day interactions (because sometimes he uses phrases I don’t understand or calls me from the loud car phone and I can’t figure out what the heck he’s saying).  Plus, we have his family in Scotland and we are planning a trip for The Sister-in-law’s wedding this October.  We will end up traveling to the UK more often than any other country for the rest of our lives.


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Yet, his life here is so American all the time.  The Father keeps telling The Scottish, “Yep, I know it’s stupid but that’s how we do things here,” and they laugh together.  Insurance, taxes, apartment or house hunting, life is just different here.  I realize our cultural differences are not that extreme compared to some couples and I get that The Scottish and I look pretty similar (hello white pale people of the world) but we are still bringing our child into a blended home. And I guess by my liberal definition, most homes are blended homes because everyone comes from different backgrounds, and what a lovely thing that is!  Sameness = boring.

Consequently, it’s especially important to me that we embrace Scotland and the UK just as much as we embrace America in our life together.  It’s probably more important to me than it is to The Scottish (typical).   I was the one who pushed for our own family tartan back when we were wedding planning because I knew it would be so special to have that for our future family and I’m so glad I did (so is he now)!

I like to think our future kiddos will use some of the words he does once in a while because they’ll hear them often, but who knows?  Our kids will probably sound obnoxiously American.  haha.

Some examples include:

Petrol = Gas  I will fill up the car with petrol after work.

Boot = Trunk  Go put that suitcase in the boot.

Wee = little/younger  I have one wee sister.

Knackered = tired.  I’m knackered from all that shopping.

Taking the piss = making fun of  I’m just taking the piss.

Not fussed/bothered = don’t mind either way  Do you want to walk or take the car?  I’m not fussed.

I’ve decided The Scottish needs to talk to my belly more often but LOUDER and SLOWER, because he’s so hard to understand.  The Wee One is probably getting sick of my constant talking and sob-crying so I’m sure they’d like to hear from their Daddy.

The Scottish is going to be continually explaining to people how to spell his name correctly, and he will forever be asked if he’s Australian or Irish, and he’ll always forget certain things because it’s just not what he’s used to, but hopefully he’ll always talk funny.  Because I can’t imagine him any other way.

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8 Responses to “My Husband Talks Funny”

  1. Melissa

    I love hearing my Scottish husband say garage and aluminum (he says aluminium). I love to tease him but all he can say is that they invented the English language so his way is right. I do think it is pretty sexy to hear the accent and I’m hoping when we have kids they can call me “mum” or “mummy”.

    The one thing we love to discuss is our ideas on baby names. I pick names that in his country would be considered too posh. Have you found that with your husband? Does he suggest Angus and Hamish as children’s names :)? I cannot imagine having kids with those names and them not getting picked on constantly.

    • Stephanie

      So much to say in response to your comment!!! Garage and aluminium are way up there on the list of things he says funny!! And I also love the idea of my kids calling me Mum instead of Mom, how sweet would that be!?!?

      It’s so funny you mention the name Hamish because my BFF and I have used Hamish as a placeholder name for the baby until we know the sex, just because it makes us laugh and it’s Scottish. My husband doesn’t care for any Scottish names that are really just last names. He’s incredibly picky about names but we do have a girl name we both agree on, boy names are tougher! Plus, he doesn’t want to be have a Junior. I’m curious which names are considered more posh… Anyway, thanks for the comment girl. 🙂

  2. Caroline

    Try reading Trainspotting, or any other books like that by Irvine Welsh. It’s written in ‘Scottish’ so you have to read it out loud to make sense of it! Best time to practice a Scottish accent!

    I live in Liverpool and that’s another accent that needs time to be adjusted to and often get asked to slow down so people can understand! I love UK accents!

    • Stephanie

      Good idea, I wish I could do a Scottish accent better, it’s one of the UK ones I just can’t grasp! Ah yes Liverpool, definitely unique too! 🙂 Me too, they all sound awesome!


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